Crotchless pantaloons…
I guess I always thought I was too cool for piddly bullshit like Renaissance festivals, but after boozing and axe tossing last year, I have to say, I’m looking forward to it coming back. And with it just a few months away, who couldn’t use a good pair of crotchless pantaloons? That’s right, the Christian Domestic Discipline Store: “Loving wife spanking in a Christian Marriage”
I’m…speechless…